CINEMA SNOB CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST COMMENTARY

Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you’re reading scripture! You’re a bitch and you’ll get cancer! As such, when the Snob takes a look at a film co-written by Ebert himself, the Snob barely plays a part as you can tell a lot of the jokes and connections made are with Brad, making for a frankly resonant and retrospective review. If anyone has a reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony While reviewing Child Bride , he can barely bring himself to make any jokes, and mostly just expresses genuine disgust with the subject matter. For as funny as the review itself is, especially his reaction to the further punishment given to an inmate that already had his tongue cut out, this video makes the list primarily for the ending fight scene between the Snob and sister show host Kung Tai Ted. It is absolutely wonderful in a disturbing way.

Yes, that actually happened. His review of Cannibal Holocaust – the whole damn thirty minute thing. His reactions to the cartoonish levels of gore are always fun, his jokes aimed at a particularly promiscuous character that hit funny without hitting slut-shaming, and him field-testing a rather bizarre bit of pillow talk give him and Jillian a pretty damn funny exchange. Well, here’s what you do: You’re a bitch and you’ll get cancer! Los Porno Sin Son. The Story Of Ricky.

That, and his popcorn acting is top-notch. Did somebody ask for your help in there? His live commentary and self-congratulatory tone highlight one of the funnier manifestations holpcaust the Snob’s Yep, we got hloocaust again on this list. You need to login to do this. In particular, when he has to describe the action on screen that, from the sounds of it, not even the best censorship boxes could salvage. And this guy is a lawyer! Get Known if you don’t have an account.

Oh no, it didn’t, hardly anyone saw it, that’s why Cannibak willing to give their money back! You dumb, stupid fuck! Take, for instance, this video is laden with Simpsons jokes at a mile-a-minute. The movie is written and directed by fucking idiotsfor idiots. More so than any other video on this list, I think this is the one that I have come back to the most. And keeping up with his surprising track record for making one-track jokes work for an entire episode, he makes this video full of enema and bodily fluid jokes really effective.

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Who said anything about movies? You have any idea how much you cost her in tips tonight? Nudist Colony Of The Dead. His reactions to the cartoonish levels of gore are always fun, his jokes aimed at a particularly promiscuous character that hit funny without hitting slut-shaming, and him field-testing a rather bizarre bit of pillow talk give him and Jillian a pretty damn funny exchange.

You’re a bitch and you’ll get cancer! Well, here’s what you do: In other words, Dr.

Yes, that actually happened. And, oddly enough, not the one where Brad shows his dick. For as funny as the review itself is, especially his reaction to the further punishment given to an inmate that already had his tongue cut out, this video makes the list primarily for the ending fight scene between the Snob and sister show host Kung Tai Ted.

If anyone has a reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony The entire show is a big extended joke on how ridiculously smug and wrong-headed some of the more popular film critics can get. Michael Chiklis isn’t one of them.

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You think you’re better than me? Also, him dancing to the music playing during the New York scenes is kind of adorkable in its own way. This doesn’t keep the episode from being a non-stop Funny Momenteither. And this is important, too: Yep, a DVD-exclusive episode. When did treating women with respect become the joke? You can clearly tell that this is a film that Brad has a lot of admiration for, both with the details he points out and the general air in which he depicts its frankly insane contents.

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This movie is made by lying sacks of shit!

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Newer Post Older Post Home. Idiots made this movie.

He gets double the amount of awesome points for refusing to show the scenes depicting actual animal deaths. Your father will beat the shit out of you when he finds out you’re reading scripture!

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It’d be like talking about someone else’s dad! I’ve seen Guinea Pig and Saloand this makes me terrified about what’s coming next! As a result, this does require a strong-ish stomach but Snob definitely shows how this is easily one of the holoccaust pornos out there. Take your persecution complex and shove it straight up your ass! Los Porno Sin Son.

First, you gotta make them a sno subgenre here in the States to the point to where some of them open very big at the box office, make sure they reflect very poorly on that religion, or at the least, cross over into So Bad, It’s Good territory like Saving Christmas.

While reviewing Child Bridehe can barely bring himself to make any jokes, and mostly just expresses genuine disgust with the subject matter. Posted by Mahan at Part parody of the film, part hyper-realistic depiction of the making of the review, this is Brad at his filmmaking best cniema terms of his reviews.

However, through a tie-in bit with the Cinema Snob Movie that is actually just as effective even without having seen it, he makes a pretty choice statement about the gender double standard with these kinds of films. The Story Of Ricky. This might be the only time that such a person was tolerable, let alone funny.

Don’t you think you oughta do something about that?