After Gremlins and The Goonies, what other 80s films need a remake? I only watched it all the way through just to see if there would be any redeeming feature to the film, and I’m happy to say there was Last 24 hours 1. Rio 2 leads the Easter charge with Captain America hot on its tail 2. Mickey Rooney cuts family out of will 5. The film belongs to newcomer Manish Patel Singh , who literally steals the show. Had this film been more realistic and better actors used-not so wooden and reading from a script it could have been enjoyable. You should be emailed to:

I find it difficult to objectively write a full review of this title “Triads, Yardies, Onion Bhagees” as I only could manage 30 minutes. We bought this film thinking and believing it was going to be a great British gangster film- comparing itself to Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, we have yet to discover the comparison! Below, is a list of free full movies. The violence is laughable if anyone seriously thinks this is what is secretly happening behind the closed doors of London then you must be very stupid. I am not Asian, so maybe I am missing something, but surely you wouldn’t think a film to be good just because your first language is spoken in it or because your fellow countrymen are in it? Alex 13 August

I am a fan of cheesy, bad movies but this is so poorly acted, it makes the whole film completely unwatchable.

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The soundtrack had some good samples. I mean by far! CGI and effects are non-existent. Rio 2 leads the Easter charge with Captain America hot on its tail 2. The rest of the film is in black and white.

Chacha’s right hand man, Singh Manish Patel, also directingcomes looking for answers, when Jaz’s lover, the sister of the leader of the Yardies, gets caught up in it all. Jump to content [s] Jump to site navigation [0] Jump to search [4] Terms and conditions [8].


Reviews in chronological order Total 10 reviews Post a review. The Horseman on the Roof. This movie may be available for watch in HD – Click here to try. The acting cannot even be described as wooden, it’s er Still got another 30 minutes to go, time to go in the bin.

Action Adventure Crime Thriller. Most likely as the bloody guns were BB’s with unrealistic digital BS put in after. Whether this was intentional, I am uncertain. The story is basically about loads of gangsters trying to do mundane gangster things. Kill the Messenger boytalk: Oh and the gun fire scenes, didn’t even bother using blanks.

Luckily for me as soon as the “acting” started getting bad, I’ve fast forward most of it only stopped when I though something good would happen. I read the bad reviews but have tiads years to see it.

Problem was with this, when one was found, the trick was abused and used over and over again. The Princess and the Pilot. Not one actor held my attention, sympathy or drew any kind of interest.

This is a damn shame you grow azz people on here acting like litte kids grow up!!! I have never been so happy to reach the end of a film. And finally I have to just say that on the front of the DVD case where the film gets good reviews and one reviewer even compares the film to lock stock, you should notice that this review is from the BBC Audible Download Audio Books. Great actors and a few funny scenes, but nonetheless I was expecting a bit more from the movie. Last 24 hours 1. The dialogue is robotic as if they the actors didn’t even want to be there and the same goes for their body language.

I had very high hopes for this film.


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This, somewhat low budget, film, has the look of a student production all over it though what was to be gained from filming it in grainy black and white remains unknown!

One scene is a bhangra sample on loop, next it’s some gangsta rap. PrimeWire is 1 place to watch movies online without paying ridiculous theater prices. I can and HAVE done better myself!! An inspiring indie film that goes for the jugular with nods to various cinematic styles along the way.

She threw so much passion and power into this role.

Through the first 30 minutes, ten second samples were looped over and over in certain scenes. Watch Now in HD. If it’s London underworld that’s your thing, then ‘Lock Stock’ it my friend, don’t waste good money on this.

I had excitedly told my wife how good this film was going to be so you can imagine my disappointment when i finally did get to see it. Of course, this isn’t the ayrdies with the black and white, since they’ve stuck to it.

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Save your money triacs Go watch a s adult film where the mustachioed plumber comes to fix the fridge. The concept of a multi-culturally controlled London criminal underworld and their struggles for dominance and diplomacy is a good one.

PrimeWire is absolutely legal and only contains link that lead you to free online at other sites like: Maybe some people out there like watching it – onkon I’d say it’s good if you’re 14, an aspiring “gangsta” and playing Grand Theft Auto when you should be at school, but for anyone else, give it a miss.